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2026 March Rickies

26th February 2026 at 12:14am
Flexies winner: TBD Winner: TBD

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🥇 Regular Picks

HostPickScore
Federico Regular "A new Mac laptop is announced in multiple colors"
  • That is, not part of an existing line, but not locking in to a "MacBook" variety.
Myke Regular "John Ternus is quoted in every press release about new products"
Stephen Regular "The iPhone 17e is announced"
Federico Regular "The new iPhone 17e supports MagSafe"
Myke Regular "The MacBook has a screen smaller than 13 inches"
  • Strictly "less than", not "less than or equal to."
Stephen Regular "The base iPad is updated and supports Apple Intelligence"

⚠️ Risky Picks

HostPickScore
Federico Risky "The new M5 Max chip in the MacBook Pro comes with a new architecture that..."
  • "Better separates CPU and GPU inside the chip"
  • "Allows Apple to advertise higher sustained performance and better heat dissipation"
  • "Allows for more than two configuration options for M5 Max"
    • These must be CPU/GPU options, not other things in the SOC like RAM
Myke Risky "There is at least one new Studio Display"
  • "At least one model features a Mini LED display with a 90hz refresh rate"
  • "Apple will create a new name to describe this panel (like Liquid Retina XDR)"
  • "The old Studio Display and Pro Display XDR are still available"
Stephen Risky "There is a new entry-level Mac laptop, powered by an A-series chip"
  • "Apple calls it the MacBook, but mentions or shows the original colorful iBooks"
  • "It has MagSafe and two USB-C (not Thunderbolt) ports"
  • "The base SKU has 8 GB of RAM, isn't available in all colors, and starts at $699"
    • That price could be the regular or education store price.

💪 Flexie Picks

HostPickScore
Stephen Flexie "There is a silver MacBook"
Stephen Flexie "There is a blue MacBook"
Stephen Flexie "There is a yellow MacBook"
Stephen Flexie "There is a pink MacBook"
Stephen Flexie "There is not an orange MacBook"
Federico Flexie "The new low-cost MacBook comes with a slightly more expensive cellular option"
Federico Flexie "The new low-cost MacBook cannot charge as quickly as a MacBook Pro"
Federico Flexie "John Ternus is photographed in person at one of the media events"
Federico Flexie "Tim Cook is not photographed in person at any of the media events"
Federico Flexie "The new MacBook will not support Wi-Fi 7"
Myke Flexie "RAM prices do not change on the MacBook Pro"
  • The original prices:
    • 24 GB included, 48 GB for $400 on the Pro
    • 36 GB included on the 14 core Max
    • 48 GB included on the 16 core Max
    • Uprgades on the Max are 64 GB for $200 and 128 GB for $1000
Myke Flexie "M5 Pro and M5 Max come to MacBook Pro"
Myke Flexie "Nothing changes for the Mac Pro"
Myke Flexie "There is a video released to the public on Wednesday"
Myke Flexie "Apple's press release touts Apple Intelligence features coming to the iPad. They talk about writing tools and show a screenshot from Image Playgrounds"
Myke Flexie "An image of a Formula 1 car finds its way in to a press release or video"
Myke Flexie "Apple mentions their 50th anniversary being this year"

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