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2026 March Rickies

5th March 2026 at 11:32am
Donation: $100 Donator: Myke Flexies winner: Stephen Winner: Federico

▶️ Episodes

🥇 Regular Picks

HostPickScore
Federico Regular "A new Mac laptop is announced in multiple colors" 1
  • That is, not part of an existing line, but not locking in to a "MacBook" variety.
Myke Regular "John Ternus is quoted in every press release about new products" 0
Stephen Regular "The iPhone 17e is announced" 1
Federico Regular "The new iPhone 17e supports MagSafe" 1
Myke Regular "The MacBook has a screen smaller than 13 inches" 0
  • Strictly "less than", not "less than or equal to."
Stephen Regular "The base iPad is updated and supports Apple Intelligence" 0

⚠️ Risky Picks

HostPickScore
Federico Risky "The new M5 Max chip in the MacBook Pro comes with a new architecture that..." 0
  • "Better separates CPU and GPU inside the chip"
  • "Allows Apple to advertise higher sustained performance and better heat dissipation"
  • "Allows for more than two configuration options for M5 Max"
    • These must be CPU/GPU options, not other things in the SOC like RAM
Myke Risky "There is at least one new Studio Display" 0
  • "At least one model features a Mini LED display with a 90hz refresh rate"
  • "Apple will create a new name to describe this panel (like Liquid Retina XDR)"
    • It is indeed described in copy as a "27-inch 5K Retina XDR display"
  • "The old Studio Display and Pro Display XDR are still available"
Stephen Risky "There is a new entry-level Mac laptop, powered by an A-series chip" -1
  • "Apple calls it the MacBook, but mentions or shows the original colorful iBooks"
  • "It has MagSafe and two USB-C (not Thunderbolt) ports"
  • "The base SKU has 8 GB of RAM, isn't available in all colors, and starts at $699"
    • That price could be the regular or education store price.

🏆 Scores

  1. Federico: 2
  2. Myke: 0
  3. Stephen: 0

Coin flip: Stephen chooses tails, result is heads.

💪 Flexie Picks

HostPickScore
Stephen Flexie "There is a silver MacBook" 1
Stephen Flexie "There is a blue MacBook" 1
Stephen Flexie "There is a yellow MacBook" 1
Stephen Flexie "There is a pink MacBook" 1
Stephen Flexie "There is not an orange MacBook" 1
Federico Flexie "The new low-cost MacBook comes with a slightly more expensive cellular option" 0
Federico Flexie "The new low-cost MacBook cannot charge as quickly as a MacBook Pro" 1
Federico Flexie "John Ternus is photographed in person at one of the media events" 1
Federico Flexie "Tim Cook is not photographed in person at any of the media events" 1
Federico Flexie "The new MacBook will not support Wi-Fi 7" 1
Myke Flexie "RAM prices do not change on the MacBook Pro" 1
  • The original prices:
    • 24 GB included, 48 GB for $400 on the Pro
    • 36 GB included on the 14 core Max
    • 48 GB included on the 16 core Max
    • Uprgades on the Max are 64 GB for $200 and 128 GB for $1000
Myke Flexie "M5 Pro and M5 Max come to MacBook Pro" 1
Myke Flexie "Nothing changes for the Mac Pro" 1
Myke Flexie "There is a video released to the public on Wednesday" 0
Myke Flexie "Apple's press release touts Apple Intelligence features coming to the iPad. They talk about writing tools and show a screenshot from Image Playgrounds" 0
Myke Flexie "An image of a Formula 1 car finds its way in to a press release or video" 1
Myke Flexie "Apple mentions their 50th anniversary being this year" 0

💸 Flexie Scores

  1. Stephen: 100.0% (5/5)
  2. Federico: 80.0% (4/5)
  3. Myke: 57.1% (4/7)

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